Gabby fills local businesses with one irresistible deal a month: we build the offer, run the ads under your name, and the money lands in your account before the customer walks in. This page is the rest of it: who’s behind Gabby and the rules we run on.
Five of them. They’re not poster material. They’re written into how Gabby charges, reports, and lets you leave.
Not leads. Not clicks. Not “brand awareness.” Gabby’s job ends when someone walks through your door holding a voucher they already paid for. Everything we build points at that moment.
$1,000 a month means $1,000 a month: $700 of ad spend at cost, $300 of management. It’s printed on our rate card for anyone to read. Nobody else in this industry publishes their split. That’s exactly why we do.
The money settles to your account, minus 5% card processing. The customer list is yours: every name, email, and phone number. Leave any month and all of it walks out the door with you.
Every week: what we spent, how many people claimed, cash collected, who walked in. Ten seconds to read, no jargon to decode. If a number ever confuses you, that’s our bug to fix.
No contract. Cancel with one email, and nobody calls to “save your account.” A company that has to lock you in is telling you something about its product.
Hi, I’m Zach.
I was a full-stack marketer before anyone called it that: the offer, the copy, the ads, the landing page, the numbers. I went on to start marketing agencies that grew and did genuinely good work. So when I tell you where the industry hides its money, I’m not guessing. I’ve sat on that side of the table.
Agency life teaches you two things. First, a great offer does almost all of the heavy lifting; the rest is polish. Second, the standard business model (retainers, opaque ad accounts, reports designed to buy one more month) is built to serve the agency, not the business paying it.
Gabby is my answer to both. The offer is the product. The price is flat, the split is published, and the receipt shows up every week whether it flatters us or not. And when it came time to staff Gabby, I didn’t hire an agency floor. I built one, desk by desk, so more of your money goes to ads and customers instead of salaries and overhead.
I did it for the diner, the gym, the salon: the businesses that keep a main street worth walking down. Money spent with you stays in the neighborhood, and a deal that fills your register this month keeps someone on the schedule next month. That’s the growth I want Gabby fetching.
Want to check the “real human” claim? Send a note through the contact page. I read every message. I answer.
Six desks on every account, and Zach built most of them himself: tools, not payroll. Nobody here pads hours, misses a cap, or takes Fridays off.
Designs the deal your neighbors screenshot. Rebuilds it the week it slows down.
Puts your name in front of the right few miles, and checks spend hourly, not monthly.
Routes every prepaid dollar straight to your account. Never holds your money.
Writes your weekly receipt: spend, claims, cash collected, walk-ins.
Caps your deal at what you can actually handle. Cap hits, ads stop.
Zach. Taste, judgment, and the inbox. Reads every email himself.
The judgment calls (your offer, your price, your brand) always get a human. And the whole operation answers to one promise: if your first deal doesn’t collect more money than you paid us, we work free until it does. Read the full guarantee →
Gabby is named for what she does: fetch. We throw one great deal into your neighborhood, and she brings everything back to your feet. The paying customers, the money, the names, the receipt. Good dog.
Five minutes of questions, and you’ll see your first deal, designed for your actual business at your actual prices, before you pay a dollar. Keep the design even if you tell us to get lost.
Design my first deal for free